THE OVERLY DRAMATIC NUDE
by Brian Kruse a.k.a. New D.Q.T.

It's nuder than nude in the hood with New D.Q.T.
No weirder dude fights for good like New D.Q.T.
Making the prudes sway and swoon, it's New D.Q.T.
Get out the way, make some room for New D.Q.T.

It's better than good in my hood and you're welcome...
for spanking your buns with a handful of talcum.
Speaking of your buns they are something to mention
and I'll be holding on that thought when I'm lost to dementia.

But now I'm not lost at all, at least, not since I met ya...
I knew I would fall and I'm still falling I bet ya...
When I first caught your eye, was just like something had bit ya...
And my heart was like a mental ward that had to admit ya.

Yeah, I'm a Buttery Lord. On my sword, it says New D.
Taking off my clothes and we're making a movie.
Probably just borrow your soundtrack... Don't sue me.
But I'm taking back to boobie, doobie, loobie loo.

(chorus)
That's right... I'm rapping in the nude.
I'm rapping in the nude. I'm rapping in the nude...
Nude...

It's weirder than weird in my mind and you're welcome...
to make a little list if you have any questions.
Baby Powder Fresh might be the way you first heard it...
But they know New D.Q.T. down in Customer Service.

And now I'm touching your cervix and it's making me nervous.
I'm falling in love with you and it's kind of on purpose.
All the other times love made me feel worthless...
prepared me for this time when I'd really deserve it.

And now I really deserve this and it feels like her first kiss...
Can't I just stay off everyone's shit list...
The only way to preserve it, ends up perverted...
Can't I just be alone with my right fist...

(chorus)

It's weirder than weird in my mind and you're welcome...
for spanking your buns with a handful of talcum.
I'm rapping in the nude, I'm cute and I'm new
And I'm taking it back to Boobie, Loobie, Dobbie Doo....

(chorus)

It's nuder than nude in the hood with New D.Q.T.
No weirder dude fights for good like New D.Q.T.
Making the prudes sway and swoon, it's New D.Q.T.
Get out the way, make some room for New D.Q.T.

(chorus)